Pole friends are a special breed. They cheer for your bruises, film your fails, lend you grip aid without judgment, and hype you up like you just won an Olympic medal — for nailing a spin.
But let’s be honest… we all play our own role in the studio. So, which one are you?
1. The Hype Queen
Catchphrase: “YESS QUEEN! Do it again but like, even sexier!!”
- Screams the loudest for everyone’s run
- Filming everyone’s combo like a professional videographer'Knows your angles better than you do
- Has 37 versions of “🔥🔥🔥” ready for your story
💖 Why we love her: Because she reminds you that you are that girl — even when you don’t feel like it.
2. The Technician
Catchphrase: “Actually, if you tilt your hip 3 degrees this way…”
- Watches YouTube tutorials for fun
- Explains pole physics better than your high school science teacher
- Can name every grip, mount, and transition by textbook name
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Doesn’t care if you look cute — they want your form clean
💖 Why we love them: They make us better (even when we roll our eyes mid-adjustment).
3. The Quiet Slay
Catchphrase: [says nothing, slays everything]
- Comes in, warms up silently, hits a full combo with toes pointed and leaves
- Posts a video once every three months that melts the Internet
- Doesn’t talk much… until you actually talk to her and realize she’s a sweetheart
💖 Why we love her: Because watching her dance is like watching silk float through the air.
4. The Chaos Goblin
Catchphrase: “Should I try this thing I saw on TikTok??”
- Wearing two different socks and no grip, attempting Russian Laybacks raw
- Laughs during combos, wipes out, and gets up like “Was that good??"
- Brings the most unhinged pole energy — and we love it
💖 Why we love them: Because they remind us that it’s okay to mess up, be goofy, and not take pole so seriously.
5. The Pole Mom
Catchphrase: “Did you eat? Here’s arnica. Want me to spot you?”
- Has extra knee pads, extra grip, and probably snacks
- Fixes your straps, wipes the pole for you, checks if you drank water
- Gives hugs and life advice between spins
💖 Why we love her: Because she makes the studio feel like home.
🪩 Wrap-up
We’re all a mix of these at different times — and honestly? That’s the magic of the pole fam. Share this to your friends and tell them which one they are (and which one you secretly want to be 👀)
Want to show up to class feeling cute and confident — no matter what role you play?
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